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Brian Squid Ink

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Hoover Maneuver
« on: March 27, 2009, 03:53:31 PM »

I Found this on Urbandictionary.com

Has anyone ever heard of this before?

Hoover Maneuver
   
You begin in normal freaky-move starting position (doggy style). The woman is on all fours. In a swift motion, you take her arms and pull them to the side, making her face fall to the ground. Then you start walking around, making vacuum noises. It's easy, fun, and keeps your floor clean.

Dude, I used the Hoover Maneuver on Cindi last night and now she has rug-burn on her forehead.

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Re: Hoover Maneuver
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2009, 04:00:12 PM »

That's a ripoff of the toboggan ride!

You take a gal from behind at the top of the stairs and pull her arms and legs out from under her and ride down the stairs.

I know... we're getting into sexist territory here, one of the rules of the site. Sorry.
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Re: Hoover Maneuver
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 04:01:52 PM »

That's a ripoff of the toboggan ride!

You take a gal from behind at the top of the stairs and pull her arms and legs out from under her and ride down the stairs.

I know... we're getting into sexist territory here, one of the rules of the site. Sorry.

I personally wouldn't call this sexist.  It could easily be done to a dude as well, plus I think it is all in good fun.

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Re: Hoover Maneuver
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2009, 04:11:00 PM »

That's a ripoff of the toboggan ride!

You take a gal from behind at the top of the stairs and pull her arms and legs out from under her and ride down the stairs.

I know... we're getting into sexist territory here, one of the rules of the site. Sorry.

I personally wouldn't call this sexist.  It could easily be done to a dude as well, plus I think it is all in good fun.

I call it "Thursday"
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Re: Hoover Maneuver
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 04:55:58 PM »

I know... we're getting into sexist territory here, one of the rules of the site. Sorry.

Don't sweat that.  I would interpret sexist as like, you're a woman, your opinion doesn't matter.  And that's funny.
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