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I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« on: March 26, 2009, 06:46:54 PM »
Unless you fuckers make with the entertainment dammit.


Frrrrrrrrrt.
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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 06:50:12 PM »
Quote from: knuck on March 26, 2009, 06:46:54 PM
Unless you fuckers make with the entertainment dammit.

DIY man, you wrote the funniest shit on the other bored anyway.
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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 06:55:58 PM »
Then I shall submit for your enjoyment, my favorite joke:

"What's the leading cause of pedophilia in America right now?"

"Sexy babies."
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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 07:02:49 PM »
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-eight-year-olds?














There's twenty of them!
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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 12:20:05 AM »
i just took my pants off... that good enough?
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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 12:50:38 AM »
What's red and crawls up your leg?










HOMESICK ABORTION!
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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 09:16:27 AM »
Q: What sound does a dead baby in a microwave make?

A: I don't know, I was too busy jerking off!

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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2009, 09:26:37 AM »
how many dead babies does it take to re-shingle a house?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.....
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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2009, 12:59:09 PM »
Old one but here goes:

How do you make a little boy cry twice?

Fuck him in the ass and wipe it off on his teddy bear.
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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2009, 01:00:53 PM »
the stats tell us that the Male to Female Ratio is 2:1. I am renaming this SFMB! Sausage Fest Message Board!
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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2009, 01:13:33 PM »
So I went to the doctor and said "Doc, I think there's something wrong, I've had Tom Jones stuck in my head for a week. Can you help? Ever heard of anything like it?" He looked me over and said "Well, It's Not Unusual..."
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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2009, 01:22:01 PM »
Quote from: Leezus on March 27, 2009, 01:13:33 PM
So I went to the doctor and said "Doc, I think there's something wrong, I've had Tom Jones stuck in my head for a week. Can you help? Ever heard of anything like it?" He looked me over and said "Well, It's Not Unusual..."

HA! Awesome. I'm a huge Tom Jones fan actually.
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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2009, 01:26:29 PM »
A little girl and a pedophile are walking in the woods when it starts to get dark.

The little girls says, "It's getting dark, I'm scared."

The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
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Re: I'm gonna rename this NW Punk Bored
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2009, 02:24:52 PM »
Quote from: Brian Squid Ink on March 27, 2009, 01:26:29 PM
A little girl and a pedophile are walking in the woods when it starts to get dark.

The little girls says, "It's getting dark, I'm scared."

The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"


Yeah, my uncle has always been scared of the dark. he always diddled me with a nitelight in the room.
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