Topic: the most insulting things you can say to somebody (Read 1643 times)

alithea · « **on:** April 02, 2010, 01:31:35 PM »

in regards to an outfit:
"you would be better off in a loony tunes varsity jacket"

i uploaded a photo of hootie and the blowfish and tagged my friend shane because he looks like one of the members, and my friend sascha commented:
"shane wishes he was cool enough to be in hootie and the blowfish!"
which like ... damn thats so harsh!!

SAUCE · « **Reply #1 on:** April 02, 2010, 01:34:09 PM »

as my mom always says "Is that what your planning on wearing?" its pretty harsh coming from my mom

alithea · « **Reply #2 on:** April 02, 2010, 02:03:59 PM »

perhaps you would be better in a loony tunes varisty jacket?

Brian Squid Ink · « **Reply #3 on:** April 02, 2010, 02:31:50 PM »

I asked a girl on a date once and she just said "nope." No explanation or excuse, just nope. I always thought it was pretty hurtful.

My dad always told me I looked homeless when I was in High School and last time I visited my mom I jumped in her car and she screamed because she thought I was a homeless guy carjacking her.

alithea · « **Reply #4 on:** April 02, 2010, 02:49:23 PM »

"you smell like a wet bear on a hot summer day".

dan10things · « **Reply #5 on:** April 02, 2010, 04:02:22 PM »

"Put your hand behind your back, you're under arrest"

Thankfully only once in the past year!

rwthw · « **Reply #6 on:** April 02, 2010, 04:29:09 PM »

Quote from: Brian Squid Ink on April 02, 2010, 02:31:50 PM

I asked a girl on a date once and she just said "nope." No explanation or excuse, just nope. I always thought it was pretty hurtful.

My dad always told me I looked homeless when I was in High School and last time I visited my mom I jumped in her car and she screamed because she thought I was a homeless guy carjacking her.

I was told by someone I looked homeless in high school.

After I graduated I spotted her driving around and flipped her off when she waved at me.

About 2 years later she talked to my sister and wondered why I hated her.

Dougie Felchtone · « **Reply #7 on:** April 02, 2010, 04:35:32 PM »

Quote from: rwthw on April 02, 2010, 04:29:09 PM

I was told by someone I looked homeless in high school.

After I graduated I spotted her driving around and flipped her off when she waved at me.

About 2 years later she talked to my sister and wondered why I hated her.

Maybe she thought it was a compliment. Like that's the look you were going for.

SAUCE · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:17:40 AM »

maybe "You take shit people say on the internet WAY too seriously"

dan10things · « **Reply #9 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:57:10 AM »

Quote from: SAUCE on April 03, 2010, 09:17:40 AM

maybe "You take shit people say on the internet WAY too seriously"

That's insulting? Damn, I say that to people all the time!

absentjoel · « **Reply #10 on:** April 03, 2010, 01:15:49 PM »

Your band sounds like Tool. Glad nobodies ever said that to me.

ToddDammitt · « **Reply #11 on:** April 03, 2010, 02:30:11 PM »

Hey baby, can I smell your crotch...?
NO?
Hmmm... Must be your feet then.....

Paisley Park · « **Reply #12 on:** April 03, 2010, 09:57:55 PM »

Quote from: rwthw on April 02, 2010, 04:29:09 PM

I was told by someone I looked homeless in high school.

the last winter i was in seattle i was huddled up against the downtown library waiting for the bus in the pouring rain, pretty late at night. some guy walkin' by asked me if i was okay, and if i needed any money. haha.

someone once called me a scumbucket, which is pretty insulting. so i named my zine that.