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[absentjoel]

Mine was a 1984 Toyota van with bad ass pin striping and everything. Engine was under the seat and kept you warm in the winter... Really wish i didn't have to sell it! Damn you economy!

[kileofthetentacle]

1984 Mazda glc wagon. so many things wrong with it.but i loved that beast!

[Grendel]

my car is broken down right now...but it would clearly be my 1966 ford mustang that I owned from 1997-2000

[dan10things]

I've mostly owned shitty cars, so they all broke down. The quick version:

1st car, '60s Volvo- Bought for 1/8th of weed + $200. Started burning and leaking oil like you wouldn't believe, couldn't make it up to Snoqualmie Falls it started smoking so much. Turned around, hobbled home. Sold to an anarchist for $200 in coin who preceded to not register it and rack up thousands in tickets, which they mailed to me. Total nightmare for years to clear off my record.

2nd car, '70s Hornet, green to boot! - Bought for $300 and ran great for a year. Water pump died on a road trip by Portland. While waiting for a tow truck, my wife's cousin happened to drive by. He and I grabbed his tools at his house, a water pump at an auto parts store, and replaced it and we were on the road again in less than 2 hours. Awesome! Sold for $200 to a girl in Fremont that wanted me to discount the price in exchange for "a massage".  Didn't take her up on it. She promptly painted a witch riding a broomstick on the side of it, I saw her driving it later.

3rd car, '80s Escort Wagon, bought for $600 from the mom of my main 10 Things artist. Worked excellent for 2 years until it caught on fire on a road drip on I-5, right after that conservative uncle sam sign! Had it towed to my friend's field where we were having a big camping weekend. Later sold it to a local meth head for $1 just to get it out of my friend's field, only after sending him the title and keys, he never picked it up. Turns out he had gotten locked up. It remained in the field for 5 years, and we had a yearly camping trip there and would look at it and I'd feel sorry about abandoning it on my friend. Eventually a metal scrap guy picked it up for free.

4th car, Ford Ranger pick up, my first real car, only 50,000 miles on it. Was great for about 5 years, until the transmission went out on a road trip on a gravel Forest Service road in the Gifford Pinchot. Managed to hitch a ride with my girl and dog to the next town 45 miles away where I found Amy's cousin drinking from a bottle of Jack and convinced him to go back up the mountain and tow it down with his rig. Replaced the transmission in Hood River, it started to go out after another 20,000 miles, I hate Fords! Sold cheap.

5th car, current, Toyota Tacoma truck. I've done nothing to it besides change the air filter and oil and get new tires. Totally rock solid for 7 years hauling shitloads of arcade games and pinball machines, but starting to get up there in miles now and whine a little. I'm thinking I need to buy a new truck soon.

[alithea]

89 toyota camry with checkerboard flames down the hood of the car and 10000000 embarrassing band stickers on the back. it had nearly 300k miles on the tiny engine and i drove it all over the mountains with zero coolant/antifreeze in it. i also put 20k on it in one year and only changed the oil once. blew out numerous tires because the alignment was off (i bought it from a woman who was 400lbs and the whole drivers side was jacked -- seatbelt was broken, steering wheel was stuck up, andddd it veered to the left!).

then i drove it to chicago, it got broken into, i never fixed the window and it filled with snow. i finally sold it for $100 and it IMMEDIATELY broke down on the dude i sold it to. we promptly turned the title over to the city of chicago. haha.

OH ALSO i hit a deer.


ps i am not allowed to ever have anything nice.



when we bought the car, the woman and her husband were obviously VERY christian. my mom was like, "OH YOURE CHRISTIAN HUH? DO YOU KNOW WHY WOMEN LOVE JESUS?"

[ChrisCrusher]

when we bought the car, the woman and her husband were obviously VERY christian. my mom was like, "OH YOURE CHRISTIAN HUH? DO YOU KNOW WHY WOMEN LOVE JESUS?"

BECAUSE HE WAS HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!  SEXIST JOKE FROM ALITHEA!!!!  BABOOM!!

[alithea]

HEY SEXIST JOKE FROM ALITHEA'S MOM OKAY GET IT RIGHT.

[bunnypuncher]

I've only ever owned 2 cars, and I still have the 2nd one.

My first car was a 1986 Chevy Caprice Classic station wagon. The windows were tinted illegally black. Third seat that faced backwards, and the 2nd and 3rd seats folded down into a bed. I had that car from when I was 18 until I was 20. It still ran, it was just going to take more money to fix it than it was worth, so I sold it to a friend. Last I heard he still has it.

After I sold that car, I got a 1994 Ford Thunderbird. It had just under 100,000 miles on it when I got it in 2001. I still have it and it is just about to hit 199,000 miles. The only things that have really gone wrong with it: head gaskets blew (a known problem with this car), and I've had to replace the motor in the driver's side power window twice. Oh, and the water pump went out 2 years ago. Still drives like a charm though.

[Remj]

My first car was a red convertible VW bug from 1974. ($300) The previous owner never got around to putting in a liner or the rear window (needed the liner to support) so he left the top just solid. (Legal, as long as it both side-view mirrors, which it didn't have to start.) The floorboards had rusted out so many times, an owner had replaced the floorboards with wood. Drafty Iowa winters! I killed it one miserably cold day, as I left the computer lab with two friends after an evening-into-the-morning session there. The snow was drifted over the car, and the engine block was frozen. Pushing my luck, I only let it warm up for 20-30 minutes...it killed one of the cylinders and some other damage.

After I got rid of it, my next-door neighbor asked me if I would buy their 1971 VW Bus - they just had a kid, and they agreed they would get something more reliable. (It had been fine if it broke down on two adults, but not two adults and a baby.) They sold it to me for $300, which was a steal - everything was in good shape. It eventually got me to Seattle (after a breakdown in Moses Lake, oh man). Released into the wild after awhile of disuse. I miss it sometimes.

[absentjoel]

So I showed the best one but I can only describe the horror that was the 1985 Nissan Stanza! It had wiring that shot out of the dashboard like a tangled mess of tentacles that could fire tiny lighting bolts in all directions. Windshield wipers would choose to work sometimes. Water leaked through all the doors and windows. It started with a pocket knife, or pretty much anything you could fit in the ignition. It had bad struts that made all trips as bumpy and exciting as an African safari! I hated that car.. somehow managed to sell it for almost as much as I paid for it.