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alithea

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imaginary bands that you have created
« on: January 18, 2010, 10:41:56 AM »
this is how i amuse myself for hours every day

the o'paneers - indian food themed punk band
cock smoker - homocore cock sparrer cover band
broken rib - knitting themed straightedge hardcore band
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2010, 10:46:11 AM »
Quote from: alithea on January 18, 2010, 10:41:56 AM
this is how i amuse myself for hours every day

the o'paneers - indian food themed punk band
cock smoker - homocore cock sparrer cover band
broken rib - knitting themed straightedge hardcore band
This put a huge smile on my face! Very clever.
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2010, 10:53:32 AM »
there is also an inside joke with my friend brooke about releasing a split 7" called "three and a half inches" with our bands "sad dude with a boner" and "dildo showdown". it will be called 'three and a half inch boner (why you do)'.
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2010, 11:27:59 AM »
don't forget about the helen kellers
and our a capella side project the helen yellers
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2010, 12:01:07 PM »
Minor Sweat - Hardcore for dunks
Any given Sunday - Screamo with 11 players on the field at all atimes.
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2010, 12:19:07 PM »
Quote from: LindseySuicide on January 18, 2010, 11:27:59 AM
don't forget about the helen kellers
and our a capella side project the helen yellers

HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THESE. ps our original name is helen keller's shaved head.
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2010, 12:47:08 PM »
Quote from: ChrisCrusher on January 18, 2010, 12:01:07 PM
Minor Sweat - Hardcore for dunks
Any given Sunday - Screamo with 11 players on the field at all atimes.

This should be in the real band thread, because there is no reason this shouldnt have happened yet. And dont forget about the cheerleaders!
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2010, 12:50:15 PM »
"Finnish Line"-Hardcore band from Finland
"Bro-verian Tubes"-Devo influenced band consisting of two sets of twins
"NadaFX"-A capella NoFX cover band doing barber shop quartet versions of the songs
"The Tedies"- all 5 band members are named Ted and wear adult nightgowns
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2010, 12:58:12 PM »
major treat - snack-themed hardcore.
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2010, 01:06:44 PM »
i had a fake band years ago with jeff and mike erg called lady junk.  it was a gonna be a thrash band that basically played the same music but had different lyrics to the same music.
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2010, 01:29:41 PM »
WEENER- All naked weezer cover band
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2010, 01:30:20 PM »
The Helen KILLERS were already a band!
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2010, 03:47:20 PM »
Shit Eating Cunt Face
a fake lite jazz band
i even made one song and a myspace

http://www.myspace.com/shiteatingcuntface
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2010, 04:32:54 PM »
Quote from: Lmnopcole on January 18, 2010, 01:29:41 PM
WEENER- All naked weezer cover band
Lets do it! After my cock extention surgery that is.
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2010, 04:44:27 PM »
Scary Danger Ape
Take-It-Sleazy and The Smell Ya Laterz
Uncle Carl's Awkward Erection and The Dinner Table
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2010, 04:48:15 PM »
oh, and:

The Food Service (a Gang Of Four-esque band playing songs about being in the food service.  i might actually do this some day)

but I really want to start a Big Black cover band with drums and keyboards: The Fists of Love
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2010, 04:50:30 PM »
Quote from: Ceej on January 18, 2010, 04:32:54 PM
Lets do it! After my cock extention surgery that is.
Because I look like this hippy right now.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/23/naked-wizard-tazered-at-c_n_190502.html
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2010, 05:09:12 PM »
that video always freaks me out
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2010, 05:18:00 PM »
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2010, 05:18:56 PM »
Quote from: GingerVitus on January 18, 2010, 05:16:44 PM
I think he has a "innie"
I think you're right!
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2010, 05:57:47 PM »
I have a real band I want to start that's an all-female spinal tap tribute band
debating the name still, but the options so far are:
*vaginal tap
*spinal pap
*epidural
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2010, 06:06:31 PM »
oh, and some of my bandmates have talked about a homosexual-themed oi band called "the docking skins"
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2010, 06:06:49 PM »
Quote from: LindseySuicide on January 18, 2010, 05:57:47 PM
I have a real band I want to start that's an all-female spinal tap tribute band
debating the name still, but the options so far are:
*vaginal tap
*spinal pap
*epidural
Vaginal Tap for sure! Awesome!
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Re: imaginary bands that you have created
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2010, 06:27:35 PM »
Quote from: LindseySuicide on January 18, 2010, 06:06:31 PM
oh, and some of my bandmates have talked about a homosexual-themed oi band called "the docking skins"
LOVE IT.
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