Topic: Drunk Thread (Read 21015 times)

bunnypuncher · « **Reply #75 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:46:27 AM »

Quote from: Grendel on March 31, 2009, 03:22:38 AM

Quote from: NickNumberOne on March 31, 2009, 03:20:55 AM
in soviet russia BALL DUNKS YOU!!!

i literally just laughed out loud

You have no idea how far Nick went with this joke, and how funny it got. The best line ended up being, "In Soviet Russia, change goes to government!" This was in reference to basketball. TRUST ME.

Quote from: Critical

her name is victoria, she works at an arts & crafts warehouse at northgate, and she is friends with bunnypuncher's wife

Victoria is a total sweetheart! One of the nicest and funniest gals I know.

bunnypuncher · « **Reply #76 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:48:20 AM »

Also, I've been drunk for 4 nights in a row, and since tomorrow is Mark Sparkles practice, that guarantees a fifth night.

Alligato · « **Reply #77 on:** April 01, 2009, 05:55:13 AM »

Quote from: mullett on March 31, 2009, 10:02:50 PM

finishing beers i bought earlier. boring night so far. tim and eric awesome show is making it a bit better. snuuuggllleer!

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job is an AMAZING show! Haha, Steve Brule!!!!

Spaghett!

packagethief · « **Reply #78 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:31:00 AM »

im not drunk, but when i do get drunk im awesome.

GeorgeLiquor · « **Reply #79 on:** April 01, 2009, 01:09:37 PM »

Quote from: bunnypuncher on April 01, 2009, 03:46:27 AM

Victoria is a total sweetheart! One of the nicest and funniest gals I know.

And helps complete blacked out drunk strangers find their van, and wrestle keys away, apparently.

Critical · « **Reply #80 on:** April 01, 2009, 01:10:15 PM »

Quote from: GeorgeLiquor on April 01, 2009, 01:09:37 PM

Quote from: bunnypuncher on April 01, 2009, 03:46:27 AM
Victoria is a total sweetheart! One of the nicest and funniest gals I know.

And helps complete blacked out drunk strangers find their van, and wrestle keys away, apparently.

i feel like i was responsible for some of that as well

GeorgeLiquor · « **Reply #81 on:** April 01, 2009, 01:12:02 PM »

Quote from: Critical on April 01, 2009, 01:10:15 PM

Quote from: GeorgeLiquor on April 01, 2009, 01:09:37 PM
Quote from: bunnypuncher on April 01, 2009, 03:46:27 AM
Victoria is a total sweetheart! One of the nicest and funniest gals I know.

And helps complete blacked out drunk strangers find their van, and wrestle keys away, apparently.

i feel like i was responsible for some of that as well

Yes, and another stranger. Love you Ben!

GeorgeLiquor · « **Reply #82 on:** April 03, 2009, 01:14:44 AM »

Remember that one time..last night..?

Work was rough today. God bless Blood marys and whiskey at the end of the night.
(If anyone involved in last night was annoyed or offended by me...I'll see you next week)

Critical · « **Reply #83 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:02:29 AM »

Yeah, we're a little drunk tonight. Have a good one!

Thunderbird · « **Reply #84 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:55:11 PM »

I'm going to get wasted in Tacoma tonight and try to pick up an ugly girl. I'll report back with 1. How drunk I was, and 2. How ugly she was. I'll get pictures if possible. I'm designating it "Failwhale night".

Critical · « **Reply #85 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:58:51 PM »

Quote from: Critical on April 03, 2009, 03:02:29 AM

Yeah, we're a little drunk tonight. Have a good one!

Holy christ, I don't remember posting this. Was I home? Oh god.

brittneybush · « **Reply #86 on:** April 03, 2009, 04:48:34 PM »

Umm, I think on the scale of "embarrassing drunk moments" that's like a -2, so don't worry too hard.

Critical · « **Reply #87 on:** April 03, 2009, 04:52:15 PM »

Quote from: brittneybush on April 03, 2009, 04:48:34 PM

Umm, I think on the scale of "embarrassing drunk moments" that's like a -2, so don't worry too hard.

I'm more concerned that I didn't have the presence of mind to stay the fuck off the internet, so who knows what/where else I posted.

knuck · « **Reply #88 on:** April 03, 2009, 05:37:51 PM »

Quote from: Critical on April 03, 2009, 04:52:15 PM

Quote from: brittneybush on April 03, 2009, 04:48:34 PM
Umm, I think on the scale of "embarrassing drunk moments" that's like a -2, so don't worry too hard.

I'm more concerned that I didn't have the presence of mind to stay the fuck off the internet, so who knows what/where else I posted.

Something about how I hate Twitter?

Critical · « **Reply #89 on:** April 03, 2009, 05:49:30 PM »

Quote from: knuck on April 03, 2009, 05:37:51 PM

Quote from: Critical on April 03, 2009, 04:52:15 PM
Quote from: brittneybush on April 03, 2009, 04:48:34 PM
Umm, I think on the scale of "embarrassing drunk moments" that's like a -2, so don't worry too hard.

I'm more concerned that I didn't have the presence of mind to stay the fuck off the internet, so who knows what/where else I posted.

Something about how I hate Twitter?

oh yes, and someone who (somehow) isn't familiar with your infamy said i'm probably pissing off canadians by misspelling "canuck". owned.

knuck · « **Reply #90 on:** April 03, 2009, 06:09:01 PM »

Quote from: Critical on April 03, 2009, 05:49:30 PM

Quote from: knuck on April 03, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
Quote from: Critical on April 03, 2009, 04:52:15 PM
Quote from: brittneybush on April 03, 2009, 04:48:34 PM
Umm, I think on the scale of "embarrassing drunk moments" that's like a -2, so don't worry too hard.

I'm more concerned that I didn't have the presence of mind to stay the fuck off the internet, so who knows what/where else I posted.

Something about how I hate Twitter?

oh yes, and someone who (somehow) isn't familiar with your infamy said i'm probably pissing off canadians by misspelling "canuck". owned.

Hell... I hope my name is pissing off some Canadians.

NickNumberOne · « **Reply #91 on:** April 03, 2009, 06:11:11 PM »

i love knuck

Alligato · « **Reply #92 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:53:41 PM »

Quote from: Thunderbird on April 03, 2009, 03:55:11 PM

I'm going to get wasted in Tacoma tonight and try to pick up an ugly girl. I'll report back with 1. How drunk I was, and 2. How ugly she was. I'll get pictures if possible. I'm designating it "Failwhale night".

Setting the bar high!

GeorgeLiquor · « **Reply #93 on:** April 04, 2009, 01:54:51 AM »

Friday nights get ugly at the restaurant sometimes.
Usually we have a single shift drink on busy nights(which is a quart of beer) given to us cooks by the chef. We had two tonight...then shots of whiskey.

Walking home on the island at 1:40 am is damn near unheard of where I work.Not sure how that happened.

Critical · « **Reply #94 on:** April 04, 2009, 05:51:50 AM »

Not drunk anymore, but confused as usual... things seem to be always weird for me now, with or without alcohol.

Thunderbird · « **Reply #95 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:01:05 AM »

Quote from: GeorgeLiquor on April 04, 2009, 01:54:51 AM

Friday nights get ugly at the restaurant sometimes.
Usually we have a single shift drink on busy nights(which is a quart of beer) given to us cooks by the chef. We had two tonight...then shots of whiskey.

Walking home on the island at 1:40 am is damn near unheard of where I work.Not sure how that happened.

just one quart? that's fucked... I'd ask for a gallon.

GeorgeLiquor · « **Reply #96 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:08:37 AM »

Quote from: Critical on April 04, 2009, 05:51:50 AM

Not drunk anymore, but confused as usual... things seem to be always weird for me now, with or without alcohol.

Go on...

Critical · « **Reply #97 on:** April 04, 2009, 11:24:20 AM »

Let me just say that last night started with zombie burlesque and ended with a reggae hash party and me walking around cap hill at five in the morning. Speaking of, I'm going to be walking around cap hill today if anybody wants to tell me good shit to photograph.

K Remains · « **Reply #98 on:** April 04, 2009, 01:27:19 PM »

Oh, Yeah, I'm drinking again
It's always the same, the same old story
After the kicks, there's little old mixed up me
Trying to lose a dream that used to be...

Critical · « **Reply #99 on:** April 04, 2009, 03:20:29 PM »

Quote from: K Remains on April 04, 2009, 01:27:19 PM

Oh, Yeah, I'm drinking again
It's always the same, the same old story
After the kicks, there's little old mixed up me
Trying to lose a dream that used to be...

Where the fuck have you been??? Your postcount is criminal.

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